Nick Canon...

has offered to meet bloggers face to face so all the rumors of him being a broke a** can be put to rest.

He uploaded a video on YouTube and said the following:

"I take respect real seriously and when you cross what I feel like you're offending my personal space, I wanna (sic) give you the full opportunity to say whatever you need to say to my face directly.

So wherever you at, I'ma (sic) let you know when I'm in that area so you can come and tell me... Anybody else who got some reckless s**t to say on the Internet, I will give you my phone number. We can exchange. If you really feel that bad about it, if you really have those harsh personal feelings against me, lets deal with it."

I see he is still worried about people calling him broke, but if it were me, I would just laugh my way to the bank. I will never understand why some of these usually irrelevant celebs complain about a lack of privacy, don't you have millions of dollars in the bank while most people are suffering in the recession? Nick knows he has money, so why does he care so much? Stop crying and count your blessings.

Lionel Richie Was Told...

that his life was too boring to be made into a biopic.

When the film's producers began working on the movie of Lionel Richie's life, they discovered that Richie's path to fame was too ordinary to keep movie goers interested.

Shortly after this discovery, the film was canceled.

Lionel Richie says:

"I've been approached in the past by Hollywood about a book or a movie about my life but you know it never happens. They said to me, 'Let's talk about your ghetto experiences,' and I said, 'Well, I lived on the college campus so I didn't really have any.

So then they asked: 'Ok, let's talk about your father and mother breaking up...' and I said: 'That never happened, my mother, who was a school principle, and my father, who was a systems analyst, were fine...'

So then they asked, 'Let's talk about the struggle within your group The Commodores.' And I said, 'Excuse me but I had (a) hit record in my senior year in college.' Then the producer turned round to me and replied. 'This is the worst story I've heard in my whole life. There is no tragedy.' "

Tyson Beckford Says...

"You have to do a lot of tweaking and airbrushing to get the same from a celebrity that you would get from a model. A lot of celebrities - I'm gonna tell you right now - they're not 5'11"; they're not a size two to fit into these designer dresses, but the designers want exposure so they're willing to make the specific dress for that actor or actress to get them to look good on the cover.

It'll all come back around. One day some designer will wake up and say, 'You know what? I don't want to use Gwyneth Paltrow. I want to use Adriana Lima, I want to use Gisele (Bundchen), I want to go back to the high fashion.' I think slowly but surely you'll see that start happening."

While I totally understand what Tyson Beckford is saying, I do think the airbrush comment is hilarious considering that even the top supermodels get airbrushed to appear perfect for photographs, Tyson included. It's not something that only those ugly and imperfect celebs have to do. Everyone gets airbrushed, it is part of the business.

But like I said, I totally agree. I can't tell you how sickening it is to pick up an issue of Vogue magazine, which is the top fashion magazine, and see some damn celebrity on the cover instead of a supermodel. It just baffles me.

Beyonce Says...

"Fortunately I haven’t had any breakups! This is my first relationship. We were together for a really long time before we got married; we were in no rush. I’m very, very happy, that’s all I’ll say. It’s just natural for people to start rumours and try to break things up."

First relationship Bee? Damn.

What about Marques Houston? Chico DeBarge? And the boyfriend you had when you were in Texas before Destiny's Child took off?

I mean I know all women like to pretend none of our exes really happened or exist for that matter when we are happy, but damn it if she didn't serve it to them something proper for millions to read about.

Pure hilarity, pick up your faces guys, she won't even claim you.

Michael Jackson Announces 2009 Comeback And Last Tour

Hilarity...



Between all the awkward pauses, his inability to complete his sentences, and the way he turned around and walked off the stage, I can't help but feel like this is the funniest "press conference" I have ever seen before in my life. You just have to love Michael Jackson in all his foolishness.

Video of Usher Slamming Chris Brown And Christina Milian Blonde Hair

So I posted earlier about Usher taking back the statements he made regarding Chris Brown. and now I have managed to find the actual video of what he said about Chris. The interesting thing is Usher also has a go at Christina Milian and her new hair do. Although he wasn't as bad as Johnta Austin who showed no remorse and held back not a damn thing regarding both artists, he is the only one who released a statement apologizing. But the video is funny as hell though, and it goes to show you that people in the industry gossip more than we do.

Check it out.

And here's the pic of Christina Milian that has everyone laughing:

When You're Rich...

you forget what one dollar bills look like.

Yes, that is Diddy counting his many Benjamins at a New York Knicks basketball game and becoming somewhat confused and intrigued when he comes across this one dollar bill.

I wish I had that problem, don't you?

Rosario Dawson News|Rosario Dawson's Mom Licked Her Armpits For Punishment

In very funny news, Rosario Dawson's mom had a very weird way of punishing Rosario when she misbehaved: She licked Rosario's armpits.

Yes, Rosario Dawson says her mother actually licked her armpits or the side of her face when she got into trouble as a child.

It bothered Rosario Dawson so much, the Sin City and Seven Pounds star would try her hardest to stay out of trouble while growing up in New York City.

She recently told The New York Times:

"My mom licked me - that was her punishment. If I was a little uppity or if I didn’t listen or if she wanted to get my attention, she’d lick the side of my face or under my armpit.

My mom’s a six-foot-tall amazon and she’d say, 'You came out of my vagina and I own every part of you,' and she’d lick me like I was her wee pup and she was a lioness. It was humiliating and really intense. Very primal. It’s not spanking, but it definitely works."

Hilarity indeed.

Superbowl Highlights|Superbowl Commercials|Career Builder Superbowl Commercial|Superbowl Ads

Funniest Superbowl commercial for Superbowl 2009. Here is the Career Builder Superbowl commercial...

Superbowl Highlights|Best of Superbowl Ads|Doritos Superbowl Commercial| Doritos Commercial

Here is the Doritos commercial everyone is still talking about. One of the funniest Superbowl commercials/Superbowl ads I have ever seen. Here is the hilarious Doritos Superbowl commercial...

Fab Emails

I have to thank Treasure (one of my closest gal pals ) for sending me one of the funniest YouTube videos I have ever seen in my life. I had to post it because some of you told me you read this blog while you're at work...so I'm sure you could use a laugh or two.

The Set-Up: A TV reporter is on air reporting on the weather when he sees a huge cockroach is crawling on his leg...Enjoy!