Michael Jackson's...

driver has allegedly smashed into an ambulance, breaking off it's wing mirror while in the process of picking up the superstar.

They say once the driver picked up Jackson, he got the hell on.

Did You Hear That Erykah Badu Had A Stalker?

Well over the weekend, the crazed fan was arrested outside of the singer's home.

Erykah Badu's stalker stood outside her home, holding gifts. While preparing to leave for a performance, Badu noticed the woman, and called the police immediately.

The stalker was pepper sprayed by police and handcuffed, while leaving the gifts spread out on Erykah Badu's lawn. The gifts included a rabbit ( I am so serious), tucan, sketch book, and blue shutters.

Leona Lewis...

was paid $1.4 million to perform at a private birthday party.

She made a surprise appearance at the 21st birthday party of British mobile phone mogul John Caudwell's daughter.

The party took place at Caudwell's mansion in England, and Leona Lewis sang a variety of songs, including a rendition of "Happy Birthday."

I must be in the wrong damn profession.

Research Shows...

that based on SAT scores, fans of Beyonce, Lil' Wayne, and gospel music are dumber than fans of Billy Joel, Journey, and classic rock.

Apparently they used Facebook, the colleges these participants attend, and SAT results to come to this conclusion.

But what the study is really trying to say is that BLACK people aren't as smart as WHITE people. I am sure that over 98 percent of Beyonce's and Lil' Wayne's fans are black. I listen to a lot of music, that includes Beyonce and Lil' Wayne, and I still graduated from college at the top of my class and with honors. So umm, yeah. I don't think a dumb person could have accomplished that.

And how can anyone take a study that uses Facebook to conduct its research seriously? The objective of this dumb a** study is so clear.

And who said that the election of Barack Obama as president would end all the racism in this country?

Death To Fashion: Those Damn Mustache Necklaces

Who thought this was cute?

Yes, you are looking at a mustache necklace. And if these weren't already unfashionable and laughable enough, the idea was inspired by those corny Pink Panther films.

I hate these with an intense passion.


I guess if you want to be funny and a part time comedian, wearing a mustache necklace is the way to go. And if it wasn't bad enough, guess which celeb sported one recently like it was chic...


Lindsay Lohan, the actress that is mistakenly labeled as a fashion icon for some ridiculous reason. If Lindsay is sporting these mustache necklaces, I am quite sure it's nothing stylish about these things. And I am still waiting for Lindsay Lohan to retire those damn tights that she wears with every outfit she owns.

They say it's trendy, but I am NOT convinced.

HATED IT.

Diddy Defends Lending Mansion To Chris Brown And Rihanna For Reconciliation On Ellen

I still think Diddy should have not have involved himself in all this foolishness, but I am hearing that he won't lash out against Chris Brown because he too slaps around his girlfriends and baby mommas as well, and then takes them out on shopping sprees. How's Cassie doing Diddy?

I'm just saying...that's what I heard.

Runway Foolishness...The Fur Hat Monster

Who let this creature on the catwalk, and most importantly, on this poor model's head?


Answer: Mila Schon. While I'm not a big fan of fur, I do hope this wasn't real and that a skunk wasn't sacrificed for this foolishness at Milan Fashion Week.

HATED IT.

Propers to Ecorazzi for spotting this fashion disaster.

Photo Source: The Guardian's

Amy Winehouse Charged With Assault

Amy Winehouse is still putting her hands on people like she can't get her a** whooped.

She has been charged with assault for striking a fan at a charity ball.

It is claimed that Amy Winehouse punched 30-year-old dancer Sherene Flash in the arm and cheek after the dancer asked for a photograph. While it's not clear why she hit the woman who simply wanted a photo with the star, the alleged assault took place last September.

Winehouse stays in trouble, and although she has been arrested on numerous occasions for drugs and assault, she has never been charged. I'm pretty sure that's why Amy Winehouse continues to do drugs and hit people like a crackhead gone crazy.

She is expected to appear in court on March 17.

Michael Jackson Announces 2009 Comeback And Last Tour

Hilarity...



Between all the awkward pauses, his inability to complete his sentences, and the way he turned around and walked off the stage, I can't help but feel like this is the funniest "press conference" I have ever seen before in my life. You just have to love Michael Jackson in all his foolishness.

Jennifer Lopez Gets Free Diamonds In Exchange For Fashion Launch

Jennifer Lopez might love fashion, but don't expect her to launch a fashion line for free. You have to pay her in diamonds if you want her to host the launch of your fashion line.

Lopez received thousands of dollars worth of jewelry for hosting a Hollywood fashion launch. She borrowed $50,000 worth of diamonds from billionaire Robert Mouawad, so she could bling all night while helping him host the launch of fashion designer Andrea Lieberman's latest line.

Apparently Gwen Steffani, Ellen Pompeo, and Leah Remini all borrowed jewelry as well, but each returned the pieces after the show.

While some sources are saying that Jennifer Lopez demanded to keep the jewelry for her "work," her spokesperson Benny Medina said J Lo negotiated a deal to keep all the jewelry in exchange for her "very important" presence.

So I guess in Jennifer Lopez's world, her presence outranks that of Swen Steffani, Ellen Pompeo, and Leah Remini who I feel might be more relevant at this point anyway. I mean what the hell has Jennifer Lopez been up to lately?

But Medina told the Page Six:

"There was no demand whatsoever. There was an offer. It was very clear.

She was the only celebrity whose name was on the invite. She would have done it for nothing. But this was how it was presented. It was quite a generous offer."

Sure Benny Medina. If that is the case and Jennifer Lopez would have done this without any kind of gift or pay off, why was she the only celebrity that felt the need to "negotiate" keeping jewelry that she was only supposed to borrow for one night?

You need more people Benny.

Chris Brown Rihanna Update|Chris Brown, Rihanna Back Together?|Blood Traces Found In Chris Brown's Car

A lot of Rihanna fans and supporters received some pretty troubling news over the weekend and are left disappointed: apparently, Chris Brown and Rihanna have gotten back together.

According to many reports, Rihanna and Chris Brown met up over Sean "Diddy" Comb's Miami mansion, and have reportedly talked it out and are officially a couple once again.

There are even photos of Chris Brown riding a jet ski in Miami and driving around the city just smiling hard as hell like he feels like he just managed to save his damn career. And if this didn't sound stupid enough, sources also say Chris Brown's new team of people tipped off the paparazzi of the reunion, so the photos could be released on the mainstream gossip sites this weekend.

And still no one has managed to get a glimpse of Rihanna, only her friends and team of people that travel with her on a regular basis. So I am assuming she is somewhere sulking in the mansion because she knows the entire world think she is dumb as hell. I know I do.

What does this reunion show all of us? This is definitely not the first time Chris has gone upside Rihanna's head and it won't be the last. He bought her all those gifts on her birthday post the incident because this is what he has been doing for years. Kicking her a** and buying gifts, and making up.

Lastly, Chris Brown cares more about his career than Rihanna at this point. Why else would his people tip off the paparazzi? He is only trying to save his career, and now Rihanna's career will suffer. I can't say I feel bad for Rihanna, she has allowed herself to be made into fool at the cost of this relationship. That was her choice.

And hell, there have been many reports prior to the incident of people in the industry stating that these two fight viciously on a regular basis. And for the life of me I can't understand why anyone would want to stay with someone who you have to fight all the damn time. That is pathetic.

And thanks to Rihanna, little girls everywhere begin to think this is all acceptable behavior. They have learned that if your boyfriend beats the snot out of you, as long as he buys you diamonds and an I-Pod, you should jeopardize your career, health, and overall well being to take him back. Sorry, I was raised better than that. I hope parents explain to their kids that what Rihanna has chosen to do is wrong and very stupid. But we all know millions of dollars won't and can't buy wisdom.

And I don't know about you, but I am definitely waiting for Rihanna to lose those endorsements like Brown did. Fair is fair now. She went back, now she should lose everything now too.

And in more Chris Brown Rihanna news, blood traces were found in his car over the weekend.

Investigators say blood was found in between the front seats. This isn't good for Chris Brown, because investigators state it shows signs of a violent struggle.

Rihanna has still not pressed charges and now we all can see why she hasn't. She obviously planned on going back to Chris Brown weeks ago. His court date is still set for March 5.

Check out Chris Brown celebrating his victory over the weekend...


This is a damn shame.

'Soul For Real' Singer Wanted And On the Run From Cops

In what the hell news of the day, one of the brothers from the 90's hit R&B group is wanted and on the run from the police in the state of Georgia.

Brian Dalyrimple is involved in an identity theft case that involves over 200 victims.

Police have already arrested his alleged partner, a young woman by the name of Laborah Crawford.

Police also say that Dalyrimple is on the run with his 10-month-old infant son.

Here's the mugshot cops are using and hoping will help them catch Brian Dalyrimple...


And just in case you can't remember who Soul For Real is, here's a video of their biggest hit to date...


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And no, he's not the lead singer.

TMZ Paid...

about $62,000 for this photo of a badly beaten Rihanna.

T-Pain Cancels Guyana Show After Receiving Death And Kidnap Threats

R&B singer (I guess) T-Pain canceled his Guyana concert after receiving very credible kidnap and death threats.

Promoter Kerwin Bollers states T-Pain's performance for Carnival celebrations were called off after T-Pain received threats via email and phone calls from an unidentified source.

Guyana police are said to begin an investigation of the matter.

Chris Brown Rihanna Update|Rihanna's Battered Photo Is Confirmed By LAPD

A photo of an abused Rihanna hit the web last night, and I was waiting for an official confirmation from the LAPD of its authenticity. And the LAPD has indeed confirmed as of last night that the following photo is indeed a battered Rihanna and is not photo shopped.

Here's the picture police took of Rihanna after she was assaulted by Chris Brown. I must warn you, it is very disturbing...


TMZ said they would get a hold of the picture which was taken by the LAPD, and I belive the LAPD sent it in sometime yesterday.

This is just a very sad situation. But if Chris Brown can do something like this to Rihanna, I really hope she moves on. It's obvious by this picture that he has some real issues, and that this was as serious as you fans were trying to say it wasn't. Can't blame the media now can you stans? And I still say any person that is still defending his grown a** is an idiot.

I have no more words for Chris Brown right now. Shame, shame, shame.

Rihanna you better run, and quick because it never gets better.

Celebrity Fashion|Paris Hilton Grammys Dress

Paris Hilton has to be one of the worst dressed celebrities I have ever seen. I guess she's a testimony to the old saying "Money can't buy class" because to have all that money, Paris Hilton always manages to look cheap and trashy at damn near every event she shows up to.

And the 2009 Grammys was no exception for the heiress...



Yes, Paris Hilton wore this Versace dress (or shirt) to the Grammys. The funny thing is my Mother asked me if she was wearing pajamas. And I am still trying to figure out if this is even really a dress, or some Versace shirt that Paris Hilton just randomly threw on because she knows no one expects her to actually show up on the red carpet looking fabulous.

And for it to be Versace, it looks cheap as hell to me. This was not something Paris Hilton or anyone should have worn to the Grammys.

The only thing missing is a damn disco ball in the background. Pure foolishness.

Hated it.

Etta James Beyonce Beef

Etta James doesn't seem to be too happy with Beyonce right now. Apparently Etta James is mad as hell that Beyonce sung her legendary song "At Last" for President Obama and First Lady Michelle's first dance at the Inaugural Ball. According to close source, Etta James felt like Beyonce really crossed the line for singing her song, and Etta James felt she should have been asked to do the song herself.

Etta James has always been known to have a mouth on her, and she mouthed off at a recent concert in which she made some very catty remarks about Beyonce and President Obama.

Etta James told the crowd, “You know, YOUR President, the one with the big ears-he ain’t MY President–had that woman singing for him at his Inauguration. She’s going to get her ass whooped….Beyonce…I can’t stand Beyonce.”

Seriously Etta James? You really hate Beyonce that much?

The audio has been floating around the web for a while now, and I didn't want to post this foolishness until I had a confirmation that this was indeed Etta James speaking reckless about Beyonce and Obama in the audio clip. Media sources from the Seattle Times have confirmed that it is Etta James in the audio, and they were there to witness the incident.

I feel kind of bad for Beyonce, but I can understand why Etta James felt disrespected. I mean it is her song, and no one even thought to ask Etta James if she would like to sing it. My only beef with Etta James is those dumb remarks she made about our president. She doesn't have to praise Beyonce, I understand the friction. But rather you are on drugs or not Etta James, if you reside in this country than Obama is your president too. Get over it!

Etta James should have been like Jennifer Holiday (like she did with Jennifer Hudson) and been more involved in the project and let Beyonce know her feelings. Beyonce can't read minds Etta James.

Either way it goes, Etta James could have been more classy about the situation. She's way too old to be acting like this. Etta James should have contacted Beyonce and her people and put some legal limits into place. There is no reason to publicly bash Beyonce.

I'm not expecting any comment from Beyonce regarding this spectacle, but I think it would be really interesting if Solange opens her big mouth now like she did about Janet Jackson. I'm waiting Solange.

To hear Etta James yourself and the rant on Beyonce, click here.

Celebrity Fashion|Worst Looks of The Week

So I named my favorite celebrity looks of the week, and now it's time to call out my least favorite looks. While I love anyone who dares to be different, when it goes wrong, the unfashionable will find a cozy place on my weekly worst dressed celeb list.

While you'll see the usual suspects and maybe some new faces, do understand that I do truly believe that they had so much potential. But somewhere in their vision and deep down in their closet, they misplaced common fashion sense.

So without further ado, here are my picks for this week's worst in celebrity fashion.

And you may properly state:

"That would have been cute if..."



This would have been cute if Paris Hilton didn't look like a shriveled old rotting banana. The dress is hideous and that huge black whatever it is looks like mold. I really thought Paris was improving. Oh well, back on the list she goes.

"That would have been cute if..."


Angelina Jolie was somebody's grandmother. I would then give her a pass for wearing a dress that does not compliment her shape or expose any of her flesh. If Angelina is trying to make a statement along the lines of being above looking her best on the red carpet, she has succeeded once again. The best part about this is she wore the exact same dress in brown for the Golden Globes. To be such a beautiful woman, she is absolutely one of the most boring actresses to walk the red carpet. And if she ends up on anyone else's best dressed list, I will rightfully assume that that person isn't paying much attention to her wardrobe, but simply her looks.

"That would have been cute if..."



Kim Kardashian didn't manage to show up to the "Pepsi Smash" looking like a slutty and has been playboy bunny. Kim actually looks like she is going to burst out of that dress. What baffles me is why such a pretty girl continuosly chooses to dress slutty damn near every event she shows up to. And the worst part of it all is Kim Kardashian was supposedly a stylist in her previous life before that damn porn tape took off and her high profile friendship with Paris Hilton even came about. My question is...who the hell was she styling? If it was singer Brandy, that's not saying a whole lot about Ms. Kardashian. I really wish Kim would step her fashion game up and tone down all this sex appeal. It's just not fashionable.

"That would have been cute if..."


we were still in the damn 80s and Mischa Barton had just settled on focusing on one trend at a time. While I don't like fashion rules, you have to be a true fashionista like Victoria Beckham to pull off multiple fashion trends at once. And I'm sorry, but by the looks of this outfit, Mischa Barton is no fashionista. She looks ridiculous and I'm still confused as hell.

Double take...


Oh Mischa.

Do better.

Michelle Obama Stirs Up Controversy For Not Wearing Black Designers For The Inauguration

In very stupid news of the day, First Lady Michelle Obama has touched a nerve in the black fashion community for not wearing any black designers on the day of her husband's Inauguration.

The Black Artists Association is apparently upset because Michelle Obama chose a Cuban-American designer and a Taiwanese-American designer for both her Inauguration dress and Inaugural ball gown.

The Black Artists Association's co-founder Amnau Eele told WWD, "It’s fine and good if you want to be all ‘Kumbaya’ and ‘We Are the World’ by representing all different countries. But if you are going to have Isabel Toledo do the inauguration dress, and Jason Wu do the evening gown, why not have Kevan Hall, B Michael, Stephen Burrows or any of the other black designers do something too?”

Eele continued with her temper tantrum and and also told WWD:

"It’s one thing to look at the world without color but she had seven slots to wear designer clothes. Why wasn’t she wearing the clothes of a black designer? That was our moment.”

Excuse me Amnau Eele, but I thought "our" moment was when the first Black president of the United States was sworn into office. And it wasn't just "our" moment, it was everyone's moment. It doesn't matter what your skin color is, everyone of all races is equally as proud of our country. People around the world were cheering, and they are from different places and of different ethnicities.

I cannot understand why this is even an issue. Michelle Obama chose designers who are American and virtually unknown! That is very commendable and I am proud of her decisions.

And if you really want to have a damn pity party about this, remember she has 4 years to wear as many black designers as she wants to. Stop the foolishness.

Eele also plans to make a formal appeal to Michelle Obama's office for not choosing black designers.

Utterly ridiculous.

Rihanna Gets Bad Reviews For RIAA Inauguration Performance

Singer Rihanna may have had a lot of fans and critics highly anticipating her Inauguration performance, but it seems like she didn't live up to the expectations.

Rihanna's Inauguration performance was set to help the "Feed America" fund, and her performance has been getting slammed by the mainstream media for accusations of apparent lip syncing and awkward dance moves.

A Washington Post blogger claims that Rihanna, her back up dancers, and band fumbled their way through the entire performance of "Disturbia."

The awkward performance was followed by a five minute break and an equally disappointing performance of "Rehab"and half a cover of "Paper Planes" by MIA.

Apparently, she then left the stage without returning and the DJ of the evening told the audience that they were experiencing technical difficulties.

While it isn't clear on why Rihanna had such a wretched performance, I do have to wag my finger at Rihanna for screwing up her Inauguration performance. Out of all the performances to screw up, this just wasn't the one.