So I named my favorite celebrity looks of the week, and now it's time to call out my least favorite looks. While I love anyone who dares to be different, when it goes wrong, the unfashionable will find a cozy place on my weekly worst dressed celeb list.
While you'll see the usual suspects and maybe some new faces, do understand that I do truly believe that they had so much potential. But somewhere in their vision and deep down in their closet, they misplaced common fashion sense.
So without further ado, here are my picks for this week's worst in celebrity fashion.
And you may properly state:
"That would have been cute if..."
This would have been cute if Paris Hilton didn't look like a shriveled old rotting banana. The dress is hideous and that huge black whatever it is looks like mold. I really thought Paris was improving. Oh well, back on the list she goes.
"That would have been cute if..."
Angelina Jolie was somebody's grandmother. I would then give her a pass for wearing a dress that does not compliment her shape or expose any of her flesh. If Angelina is trying to make a statement along the lines of being above looking her best on the red carpet, she has succeeded once again. The best part about this is she wore the exact same dress in brown for the Golden Globes. To be such a beautiful woman, she is absolutely one of the most boring actresses to walk the red carpet. And if she ends up on anyone else's best dressed list, I will rightfully assume that that person isn't paying much attention to her wardrobe, but simply her looks.
"That would have been cute if..."
Kim Kardashian didn't manage to show up to the "Pepsi Smash" looking like a slutty and has been playboy bunny. Kim actually looks like she is going to burst out of that dress. What baffles me is why such a pretty girl continuosly chooses to dress slutty damn near every event she shows up to. And the worst part of it all is Kim Kardashian was supposedly a stylist in her previous life before that damn porn tape took off and her high profile friendship with Paris Hilton even came about. My question is...who the hell was she styling? If it was singer Brandy, that's not saying a whole lot about Ms. Kardashian. I really wish Kim would step her fashion game up and tone down all this sex appeal. It's just not fashionable.
"That would have been cute if..."
we were still in the damn 80s and Mischa Barton had just settled on focusing on one trend at a time. While I don't like fashion rules, you have to be a true fashionista like Victoria Beckham to pull off multiple fashion trends at once. And I'm sorry, but by the looks of this outfit, Mischa Barton is no fashionista. She looks ridiculous and I'm still confused as hell.
Double take...
Oh Mischa.
Do better.
While you'll see the usual suspects and maybe some new faces, do understand that I do truly believe that they had so much potential. But somewhere in their vision and deep down in their closet, they misplaced common fashion sense.
So without further ado, here are my picks for this week's worst in celebrity fashion.
And you may properly state:
"That would have been cute if..."
This would have been cute if Paris Hilton didn't look like a shriveled old rotting banana. The dress is hideous and that huge black whatever it is looks like mold. I really thought Paris was improving. Oh well, back on the list she goes.
"That would have been cute if..."
Angelina Jolie was somebody's grandmother. I would then give her a pass for wearing a dress that does not compliment her shape or expose any of her flesh. If Angelina is trying to make a statement along the lines of being above looking her best on the red carpet, she has succeeded once again. The best part about this is she wore the exact same dress in brown for the Golden Globes. To be such a beautiful woman, she is absolutely one of the most boring actresses to walk the red carpet. And if she ends up on anyone else's best dressed list, I will rightfully assume that that person isn't paying much attention to her wardrobe, but simply her looks.
"That would have been cute if..."
Kim Kardashian didn't manage to show up to the "Pepsi Smash" looking like a slutty and has been playboy bunny. Kim actually looks like she is going to burst out of that dress. What baffles me is why such a pretty girl continuosly chooses to dress slutty damn near every event she shows up to. And the worst part of it all is Kim Kardashian was supposedly a stylist in her previous life before that damn porn tape took off and her high profile friendship with Paris Hilton even came about. My question is...who the hell was she styling? If it was singer Brandy, that's not saying a whole lot about Ms. Kardashian. I really wish Kim would step her fashion game up and tone down all this sex appeal. It's just not fashionable.
"That would have been cute if..."
we were still in the damn 80s and Mischa Barton had just settled on focusing on one trend at a time. While I don't like fashion rules, you have to be a true fashionista like Victoria Beckham to pull off multiple fashion trends at once. And I'm sorry, but by the looks of this outfit, Mischa Barton is no fashionista. She looks ridiculous and I'm still confused as hell.
Double take...
Oh Mischa.
Do better.
5 comments:
Paris Hilton's dress is just plain horrible!
January 30, 2009 at 7:25 PMMischa Barton looks like a damn fool! Sometimes I just don't get her fashion choices.
January 30, 2009 at 7:38 PMVery sad moments. I agree. Paris' dress pattern could be found under a microscope slide. Angelina is taking that Mother Theresa persona too far. Kim just needs to take her dresses a size up to consider them flattering, and Mischa looks like Charlie Chaplin's love child.
January 30, 2009 at 10:31 PMKim Kardashian always looks like a slut and always has her boobs out. I don't know why people keep trying to hype her up to be some type of fashion goddess! Stylist my ass!
January 30, 2009 at 10:41 PMWere you saving the WORST for last? Mischa Barton truly disappoints me. Great list!
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